A little bit of cheating ...

I just posted a profile photo, which I was reluctant to do. It seems like I'm the only person reading my blog, so what the heck? I did cheat getting it on here, however. I used Photoshop to paste my photo into an image of ... guess what? ... an iPhone. I don't photograph well, generally, but this particular shot is one I can live with, thanks to photographer extraordinaire Joe Hermitt, a co-worker at The Patriot-News. Joe takes great shots, his Penn State football work is unmatched, in my opinion. He's a fellow Apple nut and was the most excited person who has checked out my iPhone.

Thanks for the photo, Joe. It'll probably be the only one I use from here on out. When I run for office ... or am mistakingly picked up in some type of police sting ... when I'm finally vindicated of said sting ... when I donate portions of future lottery winnings to charity ... with each life-changing invention I bring to fruition ... on the jackets of my childrens' book series and my autobiography, "If You Could See What I'm Thinking: The Chris Boehke Story," ... on the promotional materials for my subsequent book tour and lecture series ... in the playbill for the Broadway reproduction of my life story ... in the background of a scene from the movie based on the Broadway show based on the book of my life story ... on T-shirts featuring hilarious sayings from various periods of my life ... on the day-to-day calendar of my most inspirational quotes ... carved in granite at the cornerstone of The Chris Boehke Relaxation Reservation, Museum of Reality Television and used flying-car lot ...